Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Paris Hilton News Tops Peter Pace Replacement



Controversial Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Peter Pace, will not be reappointed, forget the details, Paris Hilton is getting in a car.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Daily Show: GOP Debates




Republicans agree the only thing worse than another terrorist attack is a gay hero stopping it.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Blues

Tonight my daughter was playing the harmonica. Every time she did it her little brother cried. He's 15 months old and normally LOVES music. Anyway, she would play, he would cry, she would stop, he would stop. I said, " I can't figure out why that music makes him cry" and she replied, "Duh, Mom, because it's the blues". :)
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Matthew 25:31-46

34 Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.

35 For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me,

36 I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.'

37 Then the righteous will answer him, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink?

38 And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you?

39 And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?'

40 And the King will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.'